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I was just telling this and figured it's too good of a tale not to share (and those who know me irl, i.e. know this and know even moreso why it's so amazing)
Well, once upon a time - a couple of years or so back, my older brother got himself quite wasted. In the melee of his drunken nature, he was trying to find his way home and somehow lost all of his clothes and was near the allotments on the main road to town. There, he stole himself a cabbage and tried to make his way home with it, merrily smashed, but was caught by the police and put in a cell for a night.
My brother become the nudist cabbage thief.
Years later, he (managedlololool) got himself a girlfriend who came down with him from Winchester to visit for a while. She got very drunk one night and tried to steal a coliflower from the same allotments, saying "she wanted to bring something for the sunday dinner". Luckily my brother was fully clothed and sober and convinced her to leave the vegetables alone.
These two nutters are getting married in February: a love bound by vegetables. Oh yes.
And I have to get my colours bleached out of my hair for the wedding :I my brother better love me :U -but I am dying it back the next day loloololol
I was just telling this and figured it's too good of a tale not to share (and those who know me irl, i.e. know this and know even moreso why it's so amazing)
Well, once upon a time - a couple of years or so back, my older brother got himself quite wasted. In the melee of his drunken nature, he was trying to find his way home and somehow lost all of his clothes and was near the allotments on the main road to town. There, he stole himself a cabbage and tried to make his way home with it, merrily smashed, but was caught by the police and put in a cell for a night.
My brother become the nudist cabbage thief.
Years later, he (managedlololool) got himself a girlfriend who came down with him from Winchester to visit for a while. She got very drunk one night and tried to steal a coliflower from the same allotments, saying "she wanted to bring something for the sunday dinner". Luckily my brother was fully clothed and sober and convinced her to leave the vegetables alone.
These two nutters are getting married in February: a love bound by vegetables. Oh yes.
And I have to get my colours bleached out of my hair for the wedding :I my brother better love me :U -but I am dying it back the next day loloololol
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TO DO B Special Illustration - Due 2019/2020 - Refs collected, to discuss thumbnail stageEllen x1 Full Body - Awaiting References, no deadlineBust - Krimino - COMPLETEIcon - Unifangs - COMPLETETwo Illustrations - SJ - One thumbnail complete, finalising second for review
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My cat broke my tablet pen a while back, snapped the end off but it still worked (it's a rechargable pen) but today the wire for it completely snapped in half and so obviously my pen isn't charging anymore. This means I can't finish commissions at the moment and honestly I'm highkey panicking and stressed over this. I can't afford to buy a new pen myself, so please if you can consider commissioning me and/or boosting my work because I seriously need the help right now... Thanks
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XDD the best love story I have ever heard in my life omfg
Ah the love between two drunken vegetable thieves. XDD
Ah the love between two drunken vegetable thieves. XDD